Elliot: Hey, I just need to talk to Kelso.
Carla: You can't come in.
Elliot: Why?
Dr. Kelso: Um, I have no pants on.
Carla: He spilled coffee on them. I wish I didn't have to see those pale legs.
Elliot: Ask him if we can get a new label maker in the pharmacy. The P is broken and nobody knows what "enicillin" is.