Dr. Cox: What are you gonna do? Stay up late, eat raw cookie dough, and pinkie-swear your diet will start tomorrow?
Turk: What is your problem?
Dr. Cox: Ah, Jordan's forcing me to double date with the Dudemeisters.
Turk: 'cause of J.D., I gotta miss Turk Night. Yeah, I only have three nights off during the week. Two of those nights, Carla has off too, so we do married stuff.
Dr. Cox: Fighting, arguing, bickering and the occasional quickie.
Turk: Exactly.