Quote from Dr. Cox in My Bright Idea
Elliot: Dr. Cox, I've got a patient with osteomyelitis who needs a bone biopsy. Who do you use? Dr. Cox: You've put me in an awkward spot because I'm a healer and I want to help, but speaking to you would acknowledge your existence and you don't exist. So I'm going to address the stapler. Hi, stapler. The red is killer. By the way, there's a certain Dr. Brownsfield who is just the most wonderful bone guy. What? What's that, stapler? Oh, no. She- She's an actual doctor. Elliot: Neither of you are very funny.