Janitor: Well, the good news is, his head isn't in the storage room. Because I once found a head in the storage room. It's a funny story, actually. I put it in my locker because I didn't have time to get to Lost and Found. Went on a long weekend, forgot all about it. Come back to work on Monday, open my locker, whoa! Head! Plus rats! I panicked. I didn't know what the hell to do. So I grabbed the thing and ran up to the roof, and I punt it, and I shank it wide-left, like I always do. And it's heading straight down, right for Kelso sitting in his convertible. I'm done. I'm out of a job, right? Wrong. At that second, a hawk flies in, grabs the thing and flies off with it. I know what you're thinking. We're in the middle of a city. What's a hawk doing there?
Carla: I can't believe you get a locker and I don't.