Jake: Hey, Dr. Turk. What happened to you?
Turk: I found the latest issue at a comic book store a mile and a half away. Here you go. Actually, I ran there in a foam needle suit, but you don't care.
Jake: Thanks, Dr. Turk.
Dr. Wen: Christopher, I heard you were sweating the rankings.
Turk: No. I'm married and trying to have a baby. Not having a job would be a big boost for me.
Dr. Wen: You're a good surgeon. Plus, your bedside manner is really important. There's no one on that list who spends more time with their patients.
Turk: Are you saying I have a job? If you are trying to "Kelly Ripa" me right now, I will freak out. [Dr. Wen pats Turk on the shoulder] I got a job!