Turk: I'm so sick of this. If the jobs were given to whoever is the best surgeon, I would get all three of those damn spots.
Elliot: It's the same on medical side. I swear, the only reason I got that oncology rotation is I let Dr. Morgan take me as his date to his brother's wedding.
Turk: Ricky Morgan? He works in the cafeteria.
Elliot: What?!