J.D.: Why didn't you just read lines with the old guy?
Dr. Cox: My job is to make sick people better, not to help Bernie score a slice of Episcopalian tail on opening night.
J.D.: Sometimes, you got to go the extra mile with patients. That's what makes me such a special doctor.
Dr. Cox: That and your amazing ability to switch back and forth seamlessly between male and female genitalia.
J.D.: Ooh...
[fantasy: a white screen]
Dr. Cox: Newbie, snap out of it. We don't have time for your daydreaming.