Turk: I don't know what's gotten into you, baby, but I am turned on.
Carla: OK, baby. This might feel a little bit weird, but I promise you, you will love it.
[later:]
Turk: Honey? How could you think I wouldn't notice this on my dangle?
Carla: You were enjoying it until it started making that grinding noise.
Turk: I know we're having a hard time getting pregnant, but, sweetness, it could be you.
Carla: I already got tested.
Turk: Oh.
[later, Turk is locked in the bathroom in the fetal position:]
Carla: Turk.
Turk: I'm a man! And men can make babies.