Quote from Turk in My Own Personal Hell
J.D.: [over watch] Right on. Hey, what are you doin', man? I'm about to take out the Slip 'n Slide. Let's do it. Turk: Dude, I can't. It's baby-making time. How's it going with Keith? J.D.: Awesome. Check this. [sizzling] Turk: Bacon back! Classic! Carla: Hey, stud. You ready to fertilize an egg? Turk: [whispering] Gotta go. Maintain radio silence on all channels.