Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Five Stages
Dr. Kelso: Is that Ted and a bunch of damn bikers? Janitor: Why do you hate bikes so much, sir? [flashback to Mr. Kelso, Sr. with all his belongings on a bike talking to a young Bob Kelso:] Mr. Kelso, Sr.: Son, Daddy's got to move on. And I just want you to know that since the car is in your mother's name, I wouldn't be able to leave the family forever if it weren't for your bike. [present:] Dr. Kelso: It's complicated. Get off the road! [engine revving] Ted: Not today, Bobby! Not today!