Quote from Elliot in My Cabbage
J.D.: [v.o.] OK, this sucks. But at least I didn't forge a note from a dead father. Turk: You guys ready? All right, Elliot, begin. Elliot: "My dearest Eric. It is my wish for you that you finally find a good woman" Eric: I'm gay. Elliot: "so that she might find you a man" Eric: Dad didn't know I was gay. Elliot: "so that he might find you a woman." Janitor: I found your note in Sanchez's wreath. Also found a bunch of little furniture. Don't know where he got that. Sure the hell didn't make it. He didn't have the time. Devin: "Make sure you clean out the gutters at the lake house so the front porch doesn't flood"? Turk: Ours is better than that.