Dr. Cox: Hey, Newbie! [J.D. is knocked down by a bedpan] Watch out for the bedpan. Now we're even. But answer me this one question, will ya, please?
J.D.: Those are beautiful antlers.
Dr. Cox: Huh? Why is that screw-up still here?
J.D.: You see, Dr. Cox, I treat each and every one of my interns differently.
Dr. Cox: And you're done. So you accidentally drummed your friend out of here because you were trying to 86 The Dudemeister?
J.D.: That nickname will never stick. It's too long.
Dr. Cox: Listen carefully, Newbie. Things happen for a reason. Do me a favor and think back on all those mistakes that your interns made and tell me this: Who made them?
[flashbacks to Cabbage's mistakes]
J.D.: I don't remember who made those mistakes.
Dr. Cox: Yeah, you do.