J.D.: Nah, I'm just kind of sad about my intern.
Dr. Cox: Why? You got exactly what you wanted. You drove Keith out of here.
J.D.: No, I drove Cabbage out. That's Keith.
Dr. Cox: That's Keith? That kid's the best intern we've got. Hell, I'd like to bronze him, turn my office into a Keith-edral and convert to Keith-stianity. And FYI, I still want my pen back.
J.D.: Oh, I don't have it.
Dr. Cox: You damn sure better find it, nubile one. And when you do, I want it buffed, shined and de-nerdified.