J.D.: [v.o.] And now, it's goodbye, Keith.
J.D.: Interns, gather! The next person who screws up is gonna be suspended for two weeks. This is a list of all of your names. At least the ones I remember. At the end of each day, I will either write a smiley face or a sad face next to your name. One sad face, and you are gonzo. And I want to warn you, I write my sad faces pretty darn sad. Allow me to demonstrate. Dr. Cox, may I borrow your pen?
Dr. Cox: Not going to happen. I had to strangle a nurse to get this clicky top.
J.D.: Please. I'm in the middle of a very threatening speech.
Dr. Cox: Return this pen or die painfully.
J.D.: Thank you. So, as I was saying, my sad face... [the bird steals the pen]