Dr. Cox: Why are you sitting here, Newbie?
J.D.: I'd sit with my interns, but Keith's over there and I can't stand him.
Dr. Cox: I've seen that kid. Horrible doctor. I would sooner leave my medical care in the hands of Dr. Acula. Yes, I read your vampire screenplay and as much as it pains me to say it, I didn't hate it. Alright, look, here's what you do with this Keith. Turn the heat up on his ass and, sooner or later, he'll make a mistake and then you bounce him the hell out of here.
J.D.: What did you think of the Transylvania sequence? Because I wrote it while I was on-call and the next morning, I read it, and I was like, "What was I thinking?"
Dr. Cox: Bethany, focus.