Quote from Carla in My Cabbage
J.D.: Hey, could I borrow five bucks? I left my wallet at home.
Dr. Cox: [mouth full] What do you need $5 for? Abraham Lincoln-
Carla: Because Abraham Lincoln is your president crush or because Woolworths is having a 48-hour girdle sale? There, I did it for you. Don't talk with your mouth full. All I have are hundreds.
Dr. Cox: [mouth full] What are you, a prostitute?
Carla: Because I worked the streets last night. Apparently I'm a prostitute?
Dr. Cox: Nice job.