Quote from Dr. Cox in My Cabbage
Dr. Kelso: Would someone explain what that bird is doing in my hospital? Janitor: Sanchez appears to be flying, sir. I've named him Sanchez. He set up shop in that old wreath there. I'd take it down, but the patients really seem to love the little guy. Dr. Kelso: That disease-infested scavenger is a serious health risk. Janitor: No. Dr. Kelso: Do you know the number one cause of death? Dr. Cox: Your breath? Dr. Kelso: Infection. And do you know how quickly infection spreads in a hospital? Dr. Cox: Your breath? Dr. Kelso: That doesn't make sense. Dr. Cox: Don't care.