Quote from J.D. in My Cabbage
J.D.: Mrs. Wilk, I remember how much you like basketball, so I got you a DVD of the NBA's Greatest Centers of All Time signed by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Mrs. Wilk: Oh, J.D., this is so sweet! J.D.: [v.o.] Winner! Keith: My gift is in the same vein. J.D.: Oh, is it, Keith? Keith: Mr. Abdul-Jabbar is on my dad's flag football team. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: Hi, Patricia. Mrs. Wilk: Oh! Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: That's not my signature. Did you sign this? It's illegal. J.D.: OK. Back to the psych ward, Mr. Rosenberg. Crazy.