Quote from J.D. in My Buddy's Booty
J.D.: Doughy physique, Elliot? Doughy physique? Elliot: Well, if the pear-shaped shirt fits, wear it. J.D.: I am ashamed of you, OK? Do you know how petty it is to get that personal? [As the elevator door opens and the Janitor and Dr. Cox, Turk and Carla, Dr. Kelso and Doug continue bickering] J.D.: Once when we were dating, Elliot asked me to urinate on her. [silence] Elliot: I had been stung by a jellyfish!