Quote from Doug in My Buddy's Booty
J.D.: [v.o.] I promised I wouldn't pick on Keith, but this one he had coming. J.D.: OK, guys. Gather round, gather round. Your hero, Keith here, forgot to check the blood levels on Mr. Joy this morning and guess what? He's dead. Way to go there, Keith. Keith: I've never even seen this guy before. J.D.: Oh! Way to get to know your patients there, murderer. Doug: There's Mr. Joy. J.D., did you steal him from the morgue? J.D.: Doug, I left a note on the decapitated guy's stump that I'd have him back by 2. It is 1:45. Doug: Now, I have to take him back to the basement and I don't even have my gurney. I hate dead people.