Quote from Dr. Kelso in Her Story II
Dr. Kelso: Nurse Espinosa, I know you didn't take that fertility test. People think I am some clueless old geezer, but nothing that happens in these hallways gets by me. Dr. Mickhead: It wasn't me. I didn't do it! Carla: It's just, if I take that fertility test and I find out that I missed my window to have a kid I'll never forgive myself. Dr. Kelso: If you're worried about your biological legacy, as the father of a son who not only wrote a musical based on my life but is currently shacked up with the actor playing me, honestly sweetheart, it's not all it's cracked up to be. But I know you. You'll find out eventually, so why don't you just turn around and tell him?