Turk: J.D., this is an intervention. First off, I just want to say, everyone here loves you. This is a safe space. But you're such a commit-a-phobe! Every time you date a girl with actual potential, you wind up ruining it over some trivial reason. Just think about the great girls you let slip through your fingers. Kylie, Jamie, Gift Shop Girl, Minnie McSkinny, Mole Butt, Tina Two-kids, Rumplefugly... I'm forgetting someone.
Carla: [v.o.] Oh, my God, Turk. If you forget Elliot she's gonna cry.
Carla: Turk, aren't you forgetting the greatest girl of them all?
Turk: Heidi Horse-Face.
Elliot: Me, Turk! She's talking about me, OK?
J.D.: Relax, Elliot. You're Mole Butt.
Elliot: Really? Sorry, Turk.