Jordan: Will you say goodbye to Jack? I have to drop him off at preschool.
Dr. Cox: Oh. [pats Jack's head] Bye, little man.
Jordan: Uh, Perry, this is your son, not a rescued pit bull. Give him a kiss.
Dr. Cox: Jordan, he's starting to look like a guy and I'm just not real big on kissing guys. I mean, when my father showed me affection, he would just purposely miss when he threw bottles at my head.
Jordan: You are gonna be a much better dad than your dad was. Now give him a proper goodbye.
Dr. Cox: [handshake] Son, always a pleasure. No more kissing!