J.D.: [v.o.] My blind date should be here any second. I gotta thank Mrs. Nickels for setting this up. [a goofy, frumpish woman enters] Oh, Mrs. Nickels, you blue-haired bitch. Wait. She's veering off. Phew! [a young, attractive woman enters] Okay, Mrs. Nickels, your new hip is on the house because this girl is amazing. And yet there's something so accessible about her. I wonder what it is.
[Julie crashes into the dessert cart]
Julie: Ooh, I'm gonna have the carrot cake.