J.D.: Well, Mrs. Nickels, it was an honor being your doctor.
Mrs. Nickels: Oh, you're such a nice young man. I'd love to set you up with my grandniece.
J.D.: Oh, thank you. I'm not big on blind dates. And I know, I haven't hit it in a while, but there's good reason for that.
Dr. Cox: Two good reasons: His face and personality.
J.D.: Sticks and stones may break my bones...
J.D.: [v.o.] But words will hurt forever.
J.D.: Anyway, for me to be set up with your niece, I'd need to know a lot more about her.
Mrs. Nickels: She's single.