Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Missed Perception
Turk: Where's the donut truck? I got paged there was a donut truck out here. Elliot: I got paged there was a handbag sample sale. Todd: Where's the booby-touching booth? J.D.: It's weird. It's like everyone was lured out here by the thing they want most. Dr. Cox: Hey, you're not getting your ass kicked. Dr. Kelso: Hold the phone! Look! Bleachers! Ladder! Bucket of combs! She's trying to take the picture. Scatter!