J.D.: Hello! If you're wondering what a "Thank you for being my doctor" card from Mrs. Wilk looks like, it looks a little something like this.
Dr. Cox: "Happy anniversary, gals"?
J.D.: Oops. This one's actually for my Aunt Judy and her lady friend. Must've grabbed the wrong card.
Dr. Cox: Newbie.
J.D.: Oh, right, your imaginary warning light. Don't be mad, Perry. This day was bound to come. See, I've studied you. I've taken your best qualities and my best, and I've combined them into something even better. Much the way that iced tea and lemonade were joined to become an Arnold Palmer. Incidentally, has anyone ever done less to become famous? I mean, "Yay for me! I mixed two drinks together."
Dr. Cox: Arnold Palmer is a golfer.
J.D.: I'm sure he has lots of hobbies, Perry. The man's a drink mogul.