J.D.: Perry, we spent an equal amount of time with Mrs. Wilk. Now, seeing as we're both attendings, i.e. "equals," why don't we let her decide who her doctor is, huh?
Dr. Cox: Or we could skip the day trip to Unnecessary-land, and instead, simply concede that Mrs. Wilk is my patient and that, while we are both attendings, we are in no way equals. We are, in fact, not equals. We are hmm, unequals.