Quote from Elliot in My New God
Elliot: Turk, just go back to the way things were. Carla loved it. Trying to make a baby with you is the sexiest thing in the world to her. Turk: I'm a man. I've been programmed to think that a baby is the worst possible consequence of sex. Elliot: Well, it's not. [flashback to Elliot and her date making out in a car in the woods:] Elliot: Honey for my honey. [bear growls] Elliot's date: Why are you stopping? [They scream as the bear rocks their car] [present:] Elliot: Losing a baseball scholarship because a bear ate your arm is a much worse consequence of sex.