Turk: All right. So angry sex is awesome. That's no reason to go down a bad road.
[montage:]
Turk: Baby, you know what I miss? When your body was kickin'.
Turk: I ain't touching no damn diapers. [screams]
Turk: Baby, all I'm saying is, in some European countries, it's totally acceptable for a man to have a mistress.
Carla: What are you?
[later:]
Carla: I'm gonna make you pay for every word you said.
Turk: Worth it.