Turk: [singing] I'm going to have some sex I'm going to have some sex.
Carla: OK, so my cervical mucus is peaking, my temperature is slightly elevated and pillows will keep my vagina angled so the semen can pool against my cervix.
Turk: Baby, that is some God-awful dirty talk.
Carla: Turk, we're making a baby. Let's get down to business.
Turk: Honey, I need to feel the heat. I need 30 minutes of foreplay. Then, and only then, can I be fully ready to make love to you.
Carla: Tyra Banks. There, you're ready.