Quote from J.D. in My New God
Paige: You know what used to drive Perry nuts as a kid? Every night we'd play Horse in the driveway and I'd always kick his ass.
J.D.: Can Christians say "ass" now? I have a friend, Pat Casey, he called his mom an ass once. She hit him in the face with an iron. He still goes to church, but he can't whistle anymore.