Quote from Elliot in My Jiggly Ball
Elliot: I told you guys to leave it alone. Carla: Would you stop being so proud? Elliot: I'm proud? Carla, after the wedding, you wouldn't take Turk's name. Carla: I use it for official things. Elliot: Letting him call you Mrs. Turk in the bedroom isn't official. Turk: But it is officially hot! Elliot: And Turk, you freaked when the patient listened to me over you. And J.D., you just let the entire hospital pummel you with tennis balls because you were too proud to admit you didn't know Jiggly Ball. I think there may be something wrong with my spine, because I'm not doing that.