J.D.: [v.o.] A wise man once said the human spirit can overcome any obstacle.
J.D.: I can't.
Elliot: Come on!
J.D.: [v.o.] That man had obviously never run a triathlon.
Elliot: Come on. [straining] You're not really helping!
Carla: Are you sure this is the finish line?
Turk: I think I see him.
J.D.: [v.o.] As for me, I could overcome any obstacle, as long as I had Elliot and her ridiculously strong thighs beneath me.
J.D.: Wahoo-hoo! We made it! And with and with two minutes to spare!
Turk: Baby, I'm not carrying 'em to the car.