Elliot: Can I talk about Jake?
J.D.: Dangerous topic. Talk to Carla.
Elliot: Anytime I talk about a guy, she tells me to marry him so the four of us can go to dinner.
[flashback:]
Nurse: I've been dating this guy for a few weeks, but I just found out that he went on a gay cruise last month.
Carla: Probably a cheap trip. Marry him, the four of us'll have dinner.
Nurse: But he also said he might be gay!
Carla: Dinner!