Quote from J.D. in My Day at the Races
J.D.: [v.o.] As I reached the biking stage and finally realized what chafing was, I got a surprise visitor. Elliot: [bell dings] How's it goin'? J.D.: Well, my bike is rusty, I haven't been able to feel my genitals since they first touched water, and the only thing I've had to eat all day is a half a jellyfish.