Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Day at the Races
Turk: Why are these cameras here? Dr. Kelso: Turkleton, this is quite the event here at Sacred Fart. [chuckles] I can't help it, it kills me. Yeah, we got visiting doctors, video crews, even that Japanese news anchor who slept with me when I convinced her I was an oil tycoon. If she comes over here, my name is T-Bone!