Quote from Turk in My Day at the Races
Turk: So you wanted to talk to me about your appendectomy, Mrs. ... Appendectomy? Now that ain't right! Melissa: Look, 15 percent of surgical complications are anesthesia-related, so I'd like to use hypnosis instead of traditional anesthesia. Turk: Well, I'd like to sleep with Beyonce instead of my wife tonight, but that ain't happening either, you know what I'm sayin'? Tell you what, I'll think about it.