J.D.: [v.o.] Since there were 12 surgical residents at Sacred Heart fighting for four attending spots, Turk was ass-kissing the senior staff.
Dr. Wen: Oh, damn, I left my briefcase upstairs.
Turk: Excuse me a second.
J.D.: [v.o.] Turk thought he was the only one who heard that.
[outside the hospital:]
Turk: Dr. Wen! Dr. Wen! I've got your brief-
J.D.: [v.o.] He was not.
[fantasy: Turk and Todd team up to fight a gang of surgeons as "Kung Fu Fighting" plays]