J.D.: You know, I'm not gonna make a big deal out of this. Neither one of us has made any headway with our lists.
Turk: First of all, don't lump me in with you 'cause I'm a surgeon, I'm married, I've had sex while playing Frogger, and I'm gonna be a dad. I'm through my list.
J.D.: I've done nothing. I mean, I have learned another language, but it was just that one where you put a "b" sound in the middle of every word. And I was never fluent.
Turk: That secret language was so lame.
J.D.: Nobba with the ladie-bb-ys!