Elliot: OK, I'm sure you know about it. Go ahead, take your shots.
Turk: You've got bug eyes.
J.D.: Just because you dye your mustache blonde doesn't mean it's gone.
Elliot: That's all that you have to say? Excuse us. Oh, my God! You kept a secret!
Carla: I know! I almost told them too, but I didn't because I love you.
Elliot: I love you too!
Carla: Oh, I- I had to tell Turk something, so you smoke a pipe now.
Elliot: Ah, coolio!