Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Rite of Passage
Jordan: Sam? What are you doing back here? Mr. Thompson: Hey, lamb chop. Crazy story. I was- I was taking a bus to my plane ticket, there was an accident, and thank God I'm alive. I'd hug you, but I, ahh, you know. Dr. Kelso: [chuckles] Jordan. This is one of our most famous con artist/drug addicts. Mr. Thompson: Nice to see you, sir. Dr. Kelso: You as well. Turkleton, you've dealt with him before. Why didn't you tell her? Turk: 'cause he told me not to.