J.D.: Hey, how come Elliot never invites us over to her hospital?
Carla: She probably doesn't want you guys embarrassing her.
Turk: How would we embarrass her?
Carla: Oh, maybe by diagnosing all your female patients with "Turk fever"?
Turk: Honey, a lot of women suffer from that.
J.D.: It's true. I even had it.