Turk: Elliot, why are you here?
Elliot: Oh, I have to make Kelso think I work here so he doesn't have me arrested for stealing supplies. By the by, what would you have done if you couldn't give Carla the pill?
Turk: I'd have faked it.
Elliot: Guys can't fake it.
Turk: Really? Does this sound familiar? "Oh. Oh, baby, we're going all night. No, wait, don't move! Sorry."
Elliot: Way too familiar.