Carla: Oh, babe, I borrowed your backpack this morning and all my change fell out.
J.D.: Maybe someone or something had to gnaw a hole in it to keep from suffocating.
Turk: Maybe someone already apologized for that about a hundred times.
J.D.: Well, maybe a 100 times wasn't enough, I don't know.
Dr. Cox: Absolutely no lovers' quarrels. [takes another card]
J.D.: Damn it!