Janitor: No better pick-me-up than a nice slice of mom's pie.
J.D.: Why are you so obsessed with this?!
Janitor: I don't know. I think it's 'cause this time, I wasn't trying to mess with you.
J.D.: Really?
Janitor: [eats pie] Really. [J.D. eats pie] Huh?
[later, J.D. and the Janitor are in side-by-side bathroom stalls:]
J.D.: Who would do this to themselves?
Janitor: Totally worth it.