Turk: Okay, now, if you reel it back a little bit, I'll get somebody to cover for me tonight, and I'll help you pack your stuff.
J.D.: Can we cut words out of magazines that represent how we feel about each other, and glue them into a "friends forever" collage?
Turk: Hell, no.
J.D.: Oh. Can we drink beers and reminisce?
Turk: Hell, yes.
J.D.: That's all I wanted to do anyway.
J.D.: [v.o.] Plus, I already made the collage.
Turk: Now listen to me. You gotta make tonight count 'cause you'll never be as cool as you were when you were rollin' with the big dog as a roommate, you know?
J.D.: [v.o.] No, I didn't know.