Elliot: I can't believe you talked me into this. I will never get this fellowship. I don't interview well. It's the reason I didn't get into Harvard. The second the professor asked me what I hoped to accomplish in college, my nose started bleeding, and I sneezed and splattered his shirt with blood.
Jake: Damn it, Elliot, how many people do you have to talk to while you're peeing before you start believing in yourself?
Elliot: You're right.
[later:]
Dr. Gold: So, why are you interested in this fellowship?
[Elliot sneezes and covers Dr. Gold in a gruesome amount of blood]
Elliot: Well, first off, I have incredible passion for the work you're doing. I've heard that you're an amazing doctor, and I would be honored to have the opportunity to work with you, Mr. Gold.