Nurse: Someone stole a whole case of laxatives from the supply closet.
Nurse Roberts: Don't look at me. I'm as regular as rain.
Janitor: [to J.D.] Who wants a piece of pie?
J.D.: Who made it?
Janitor: Let's say my mom.
J.D.: [v.o.] As a doctor, you get good at piecing things together. This one was obvious.
J.D.: No, thank you.
Todd: Free pie? Hell, yeah.