Turk: Who are these guys?
J.D.: These are the last eight guys in the hospital who don't realize I suck at basketball. Okay, so here's what's gonna happen. I finally mastered my running hook shot, okay? So when we go to pick teams, I'm gonna hit that shot. Then you say : "I'll take that guy." At which point Carla is gonna page me, and I say "Crap, I gotta go" and you go, "Damn, we just lost the best player out here." Then there'll be eight guys in the hospital who think I'm good at sports and the word will spread.
Turk: When do you find time to see your patients?
J.D.: Between these thoughts.
Turk: Oh, okay, let's play some ball.
[J.D. throws the ball which rebounds off the backboard and hits him in the face, knocking him to the ground]
Turk: I got that guy.